I dreamed a thousand new paths. I woke and walked my old one.
-Chinese Proverb
idressmyselff:

Careless love | READ HERE

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
When I’m hurt, I shut down. I turn into a total sarcastic bitch. I shut off my emotions, and act indifferent towards everything even though it might be killing me inside.
by (via suchvodka)

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 


Ferguson

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras