I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
by (via suchvodka)
People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras