Wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch
Normal girls get all moody on their periods. What do I do? I crave all my sexual desires all at once and I think about my perfect idea of a man that I’d want to tear my vagina to shreds. So I kind of feel like I got stuck with the worst one.
I feel you. But I kind of also don’t want anybody to touch me so
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
by Joshua Graham (via outdoor-anarchy)
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
by the greatest thing i have ever read (via get-fit2fuck)
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
lekkur sagte: i kind of hoped argentina to win, but i knew germany was gonna win haha. they did really good!
was sad seeing messis face after though