what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
is shut up considered an emotion?
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant
by Caroline Myss (via maddierose)
by Simon Van Booy | The Illusion of Separateness (via blogut)
but if you wanted to
we could walk next to each other
into whatever is coming next.
by (via virginityclub)
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
spice things up in bed with some communism
i hate small talk.
tell me your ssn. tell me your credit card number. talk to me all about your atm pin. give me your car keys.
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
sometimes I forget gay marriage is illegal because, like, wow that’s so fucking dumb