"why do you wear a lot of black?" because i’m ready for your funeral bitch
In your eyes, I travel.
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
sleeping with more than one pillow is connected to depression
by (via psych-facts)
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card