I dreamed a thousand new paths. I woke and walked my old one.
-Chinese Proverb

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

y-2-k:

I’m the person who’d rather finish a good dream than get to school on time

preschooler-deactivated201206:

do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

wildhxarts:

x.
hqlines:

~ Haruki Murakami

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

asqire:

Naked cuddles are actually the best thing bc you can lay there and know that eventually the other person will fuck the shit out of you.

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

sometimes I’m not talking at all, just answering with tumblr text posts and noone has noticed yet

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit