I dreamed a thousand new paths. I woke and walked my old one.
-Chinese Proverb



Good girls go to heaven,
And bad girls go everywhere
And tonight I will love you
And tomorrow you won’t care.
by The Weeknd - Wanderlust (via perfect)


I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal


Alright so one time when I was 14 I had to go to the doctor for a check up and I had just started going through puberty so I was all hormonally out of control and got boners all the time and the doctor had to check out my package to make sure puberty was doing its thing and he told me to unzip my pants and I was really nervous and I got a boner and when me pulled my underwear down it got caught on my dick and my boner slapped him in the chin


once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes


my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone


tear my panties apart not my heart


MRL996EW - New Balance 996 REVlite White
Im not addicted to alcohol or drugs, im addicted to escaping reality.

yesyesyesyes (via psychedelic-flower-childd)

hippie vibes

(via shyowl)


I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.